What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
12.06.2025 00:13
Freaks and Cheeks
No go.
Catatonics & High Colonics
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Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Then came..
They put up a sign reading
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
So, the docs changed it to read
Next, they tried...
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Minds and Behinds
Nuts and Butts
No, not a chance
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
No way
So they tried
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Have you ever regretted not hitting on a older women?
Thumbs down again.
Just Forget it!
share office space ...
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Still no good
Why do some men like older women?
Still no good.
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Everyone loved it.
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Analysis & Anal Cysts
Hysterias & Posteriors
Another attempt resulted in ...
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Unacceptable again!
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Loons and Moons